Greetings, one and all, to this low-effort but hopefully charming corner of the web. Right now it exists mostly as a "proof of concept", something I can expand on or cannibalize as needed. I intend to have a few shrines, a few articles about topics that interest me, some information about myself and my family, and perhaps some reviews too.

Here's a picture I made in highschool:

I've lived a rather ecclectic life, and thus have had some rather unusual opportunities over that time. I definitely can't say I deserve all of the accomplishments below, but together they give an overview of my life and, hopefully, an idea of who I am:

• I married a wonderful wife
• I'm raising my awesome nephew (now 10yo)
• I having an adorable baby boy (now 21mo)
• I co-authored a paper on the mathematical analysis of music
• I coined a term with 1.5 million hits on Google so far (mildly NSFW I suppose?)
• I was, at one point, the foremost expert on D&D 3.5 Prestige Classes
• I've been employed as a cook, a teacher, a factotum, and a monster marshal
• I performed at a major concert hall on three separate occasions
• I've had my writings published (not these ones though)

Each of these will hopefully have their own section one day!